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"KAZ! What the hell just happened? What did that damn thing do to you?" Boss had his gun out and ready before he even realized what he was doing. He knew vampires were trouble, he knew it! If Kaz had listened, he wouldn’t be nursing a vampire bite right about now.

"Want me to get rid of that thing for you?"

                     ❝ Whoa whoa, hold a second, Boss, ❞

                                  Kaz sighs then, eying the pistol firmly held in John’s hands…
                                  he wants to shake his head, to roll his eyes because honestly?
                                  This vampire fear is entirely out of hand. Even for someone as
                                  overdramatic and gullible as Big Boss. Extending the hand
                                  that isn’t holding the little candy dispenser, the blonde places
                                  a hand upon the gun then, pushing it away from him and away
                                  from the tiny plastic vampire.

                     ❝ The plastic pinched me, relax, Snake. ❞

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Resisting the urge to take a step away when Kaz offered the candy to him, he looked at the little thing. It looked harmless enough. Almost innocent, even. He would allow it, just because it made Kaz happy. But the second he saw anything creepy happening, he would have to talk to Kaz about that.

He pulled the small strawberry candy out, popping it into his mouth, nodding. "Hey, that’s not bad.."

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                                  With a small smile, the deputy commander nodded his head, as 
                                  if to silently encourage his best friend to go ahead and 'man up,' 
                                  
so-to-speak —— and was quite happy with the man’s reaction to
                                  the little candy. It was pretty good, admittedly, something Kaz
                                  had imported from Japan not too long ago. He was happy he
                                  seemed to enjoy it, however. Besides, it wasn’t as if the little
                                  vampire was gonna come to life in the middle of the night and
                                  try to bite one of them.

                     ❝ See? Nothing to be afraid of! ❞

                                  However, reaching for his own piece, in a rather melodramatic
                                  manner of action, his grip slipped against the plastic, and the
                                  head of the dispenser fell onto his index finger, and pinched the
                                  pale fleshy meat of the pad; causing the male to let out a little
                                  yelp. More so out of the surprise, than the pain.

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"….and you really like him?" He may not like vampires, but hell. Maybe Kaz was right. The stupid, evil little thing did have it’s tongue sticking out. That was almost…cute.

                    ❝ He’s cute! Look at him. ❞

                                  The blonde exclaims, tone happy and cheerful as an arm thrusts
                                  the plastic candy dispenser towards the other male, a manicured
                                  finger pulling back on the little vampire’s head to reveal a single
                                  strawberry flavored Pez sticking out, silently offering it to Boss.

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seehang:

'You keep me searching for a heart of gold
I’ve been a miner for a heart of gold
And I’m getting old’ [x]

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seehang:

about me 

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"I like Pez. Don’t mind them one bit. But that one has..fangs."

                    ❝ …Boss, c’mon, let’s be serious —— it’s plastic and it’s tongue
                    is sticking out. If you’re afraid of a vampire with t’s tongue sticking
                    out
, then we really have to consider some form of therapy. ❞

8月  22   ( 13 )
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I bought this Pez dispenser yesterday and sent a picture of it to Boss-mun, and that’s why inspired our most recent thread. I am so not sorry.

続きを読む…

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"But. It’s in something. Something I don’t like."

                    ❝ Pez…? Who doesn’t like Pez? ❞

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"Kaz…..what is that?"

                    ❝ It’s… candy, Boss. ❞

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nazgullow:

"Apparently, he had heard me on the deck one day and since then he’s wanted to form a band."

A little MGS Peace Walker fic about Kaz and Paz, written and illustrated by me. Read it on AO3 or FF.net !

I’ve always wanted to learn writing so I’m trying to pick it up now…

8月  20   ( 37 )
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seehang:

'He's got the fire and he walks with it,
He’s got the fire and he talks with it.’

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vincentfallow:

I swear Cecile! I’m not the father!

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8月  16   ( 3 )

briefing files are like:

' snake, this is a solo infiltration mission… use the environment to conceal yourself, try not to let the enemy spot you, and whatever you do, do not enter conflict unless absolutely necessary… speaking of conflict, have i mentioned japan's peace constitution yet? japan JAPAN JAPAN THIS JAPAN THAT. JAPANESE. '

kazuhira, please. calm yourself.

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